Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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