i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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