All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
birth control should be required to get into college
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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