Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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