You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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