I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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