I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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