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she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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