these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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