singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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