i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
3 2 1 whiskey
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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