Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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