Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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