My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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