there were more penises there than on chat roulette
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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