she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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