Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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