She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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