NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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