her vagine was all disorganized.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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