Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Please don't give away my fajitas
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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