I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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