The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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