Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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