im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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