She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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