College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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