i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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