Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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