dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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