Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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