what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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