yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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