first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for