The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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