Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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