I need help removing her.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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