it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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