I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
