that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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