I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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