Got a toothbrush?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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