you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I would fuck him just for his dog
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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