What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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