I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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