He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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