I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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