Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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