these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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