Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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