He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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