I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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