sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
