If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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