Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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