Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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