He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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