It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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